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Mashimo
oersted
Quite reminiscent of the "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" debacle :)
appplication
That was like living out and episode of Arrested Development in real time. I have a hard time recalling it without mentally casting Jeffrey Tambor as Rudy Giuliani.
EGreg
Wow! Yes it does sound exactly like that. Reality really can be stranger than fiction
semiquaver
How could this mixup possibly lead to the head of product announcing a Bruno Mars collaboration on stage???
I’m trying to imagine the series of events that could lead to this happening and I’m coming up woefully short.
mattas
This really sounds like an AI voice agent transcribed "Thirty Seconds to Mars" to "30 seconds for Bruno Mars" and then no one actually proof-read the thing.
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Mashimo
Probably like the children game "Broken Telephone" or "Gossip" where after a long chain of word of mouth input does no longer match output. Sprinkle communication between different companies on top of that.
Thirty Seconds to Mars -> "The Mars band" -> ?? -> Bruno Mars
cowsandmilk
I routinely have to correct product managers repeatedly on key details of how their products work and how their customers operate so this doesn’t surprise me at all. It is totally a mistake I could see a product management director having been corrected on a dozen times but they keep making it.
RobRivera
I have to ask you for coaching advice here, as I may or may not be experiencing similar things. Does the correction impact your political capital? I am a firm believer in critique in private, but in key meetings where capabilities are the inputs to other discussion, it is difficult to bite my tongue
konschubert
Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
alqpejfjfb
It’s hard to spin it as a mixup when both acts were announced at the event.
sophacles
It's a simple tale, one as old as time - the religious scammers started believing their lies and drank the kool-aid.
danesparza
Actually, they are partnering with "The Martian" book tour. They're brining it back, baby!
RobRivera
Shrimp and all
thevillagechief
Lately I’m realizing what an absolute drain imposter syndrome is. I see things like this and I think maybe I could jump three levels up into a completely different department and be just fine, at least for a while. Then maybe fail up?
bee_rider
You might not have the right core incompetence here. Like could you have honestly (from your point of view) reported that you had a Bruno Mars collaboration? You might have double checked.
ryandrake
Most of us here could easily do the day-to-day work of the CEO of our companies. Somehow we have adopted this corporate mysticism that tells us that people with CxO or SVP in their titles are somehow smarter, more skilled, more qualified than the rank-and-file, but I don't think it's true. They eat and shit just like we do.
RaftPeople
> Most of us here could easily do the day-to-day work of the CEO of our companies.
I'm not so sure about that.
When I do a thought exercise and put myself in our CEO's shoes, I think "ok, which decisions do I need to make today to keep the company thriving in the next 3 or 5 or 10 years?"
For me personally, I don't really know. You can't just do the same thing because the economy is constantly evolving, but I can't see where it's going.
_alternator_
Here's the trick: the CEO doesn't know either, but they make decisions anyway. Knowing that they don't know is a good skill for a CEO to have, it freezing when they don't know is not.
frakt0x90
You would also have a whole team of consultants, advisors, lawyers, and VP+ people specializing in each area telling you what the problems and possibilities are if you actually had that job. They're not operating in a vaccuum.
InsideOutSanta
The fact that you thought to consider the next 3, 5, or 10 years already makes you a better CEO than most CEOs that I personally know.
lucianbr
Obviously most CEOs think it's going somewhere where AI is the most important thing, and you must use a lot of it, for everything.
If you just insist on putting AI in everything, you are doing as good a job as most CEOs right now.
Was that so hard? Doesn't seem hard at all.
thevillagechief
I do agree here. Being a CEO is in fact stressful. I think as someone pointed out, your first problem is you're thinkin 3, 5, 10 years. Unless you're a founder building your company, my observation is think in quarters. A year at most. You just need to survive long enough to move on to bigger things. The mess you leave is the next guy's problem. And I don't know how to live like that.
buttercraft
Nah, even if you fail miserably, you'll still get a nice payout and retire comfortably. Hell, you can even commit crimes and the company will pay the fines for you!
hacker161
> For me personally, I don't really know. You can't just do the same thing because the economy is constantly evolving, but I can't see where it's going.
Neither does your CEO
jacquesm
You could, in good times. In bad times it is an entirely different story.
TrailingArbutus
That might be a slightly pessimistic point of view.
M3L0NM4N
Experience is probably (at least should be) the differentiating factor.
Foobar8568
Network and social status is more important than your experiences.
And media loves outliers or bullshitting on the self made part.
jacquesm
Only if you're comfortable with fraud.
sergiotapia
History belongs to the people who show up.
duxup
I've certainly worked places where people pulled that stunt and then got moved into ... management.
I noped out of those places fast.
_verandaguy
An outstanding move for a company claiming to sell trust as a service.
2ndorderthought
The issue I have with it is it's completely unsurprising. They just don't care and are testing the waters with the consequences or the lack thereof for these types of lies. It's going to get a lot worse before it gets better.
3form
Reminds me of bunch of cases of high-profile people testing the waters of the low-quality Twitter posting.
Turned out you can ride far not only despite it, but also thanks to it.
mentalgear
Sam Altman: the CEO of companies selling 'Intelligence' and 'Trust' (... me Bro) as a service.
TrailingArbutus
judging by everyone in the AI space, is he that different though?
abirch
Offtopic but you've triggered my rant
What is frustrating to me is the IRS was scammed. They sent my refund to some identity thief. This from an institution that if I owed them 10 cents, they could track down all of my financial accounts but they decide to deposit in some rando's account.
2ndorderthought
Sorry that happened to you, but these verifiers won't solve that problem. It's pretty easy to get a picture of someone's face and irises. Especially once a few more data bases inevitably leak so the government can get the data for free use.
jonhohle
Maybe that’s not a good way to verify someone’s identity then…
ArmadilloGang
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ectospheno
Owing tax each year instead of overpaying solves this problem. As long as it’s less than $1000 you won’t pay any interest or fees.
ralph84
That doesn't solve anything when the fraudster is filing a fake return. They are under no obligation to include all of your carefully chosen income and deductions that get you to $1000 owed.
Mashimo
> They sent my refund to some identity thief.
How does that currently work?
In DK they just send it to your "nem konto", the same bank account that also gets your wages. More or less a sym link, so even if you move bank it will follow. Makes life easy.
nemomarx
when you file your tax paperwork each year you have to tell them which bank account to send the refund to.
if someone else can file for you they can put in whatever info they like, so.
hvb2
I mean, the US is the country that doesn't want a national id.
So instead the defacto ID is your SSN. This was never designed with that in mind, lacks all security mechanisms/checksums and all.
And if you were born before a certain time, all digits except the last few were determined by where you were born. And those last digits are the ones they frequently ask for...
This is all just choices guys.
steve1977
Hallucinated a partnership...
renegade-otter
That may be true. If they use LLms to write up all of their internal documents, it may have just pulled a "partnership" out of thin air, and no one bothered to check. "I guess we have one!"
Brought to you by - Looks Good To Me(tm).
ghoulishly
“OpenAI CEO's Identity Verification Company Announced Fake Bruno Mars Partnership” the english language is rapidly running out of brand new sentences.
throwatdem12311
lol a mixup with Jared Lego’s band “30 Seconds to Mars”
> “You’re right, I got these two artists mixed up because of the name. I’m really sorry” — ChatGPT
prepend
I wish it was Jared Lego’s band.
benwad
Seconds later:
> OpenAI CEO's company announces partnership with The Mars Volta
dylan604
Damn, I guess I've always been confused. I didn't realize the toy building blocks company was called Letos.
throwatdem12311
Apple autocorrect is truly awful. I didn’t even notice but it’s so funny I’m gonna leave it.
figassis
I shared this here before, I think we're trying to over engineer identity. How about decentralized verification?
https://humanidentity.io, https://protocol.humanidentity.io
Disclaimer: I am the author, feedback appreciated
Habgdnv
"the company’s whole shtick is supposedly verifying human identities" - that as PR means that from the next year forward you can expect official government services to require you to use that company. This is just observation from how the tech world works.
tartoran
All it took was for someone to just read the generated output but not just vibe read it
rvnx
Something I don’t understand, how does that verify identity? Couldn’t a third-party person simply save the pictures taken by the Orb (especially by modifying the firmware)?
What’s with this crypto-coins that goes with it ? That doesn’t make sense, seems like a pretext
Lionga
You are right to call that out. Do you want me to remove all the press releases over the internet of our fake partnership with Bruno Mars?
jacquesm
Perfect - I have removed all of them. Once again, I apologize I should have been more careful. I've also erased the database and the email server on the off chance that any trace of this remained there. And no need to worry about the backups, I got those too.
I can modify the script to make this sort of thing easier to do in the future. The change is minor and it can be quite revealing. Would you like me to do that?
dmboyd
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MagicMoonlight
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mrcartmeneses
If any Americans here need a definition of irony this is it
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> Tools For Humanity is actually partnering with Thirty Seconds to Mars on their 2027 European tour. While TFH has not disclosed the actual reason for the false Bruno Mars announcement, it looks a bit like a case of mistaken identity. Pretty ironic, since the company’s whole shtick is supposedly verifying human identities.
:)